Steve. 21. Scotland.

I’m glad you hate me.

We are Groot.


when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning

Anonymous asked: Lavender nd cream

you should talk to me then!

but thank you, that’s sweet

Anonymous asked: 4,8,23,42 15 nd 16 were already done =(


but anyway

Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

In a pretty roundabout way, but yeah lol.

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

Yeah, my tumblr followers. You guys are the only action I get.

Have you ever been to Paris?

Forget Paris! (but no)

Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

I’m currently topless, but the t-shirt I was wearing today I’m pretty sure I got at H&M.



some highlights from dril, the vilest and funniest human being to ever exist on twiterr.r

"Don’t give birth to that bonehead in my office" is one of my favorite sentences ever written

STANLEY KUBRICK & the color red

Robert Redford visits London in 1980 to promote Ordinary People

whenispeakicrossmyfingers asked: all the questions. or 10-20. your choice.

I think I’ll stick with 10-20 haha (though I already answered both 10 and 20).

Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

It’d be boring as hell, but seen as though I don’t drink very often, I think I could.

Have you pretended to like someone?

Maybe “friends” in high school, but like like someone? Nah.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?


Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?


Is it hard for you to get over someone?

Kinda yeah.

Think back five months ago, were you single?

Lol yes.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?

Probably??? I can’t really recall. But probably yes.

Hold hands with anyone this week?

Nah son.

Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

It did not.