i dedicate this boner to u
And all of a sudden they could be playing Sirius and Remus instead…
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
Holly-Beth, you are drunk. Sit down.
"You are the caretaker. You’ve always been the caretaker. I should know sir. I’ve always been here. "
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….